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This water is freezing! I'm going to go into shock and drown, I just know it. I bet the lifeguard is involved in some insurance scam and she's going to let us all drown like rats! Oh no! oh no! ok, first we're going to learn the 'deadmans float.' Mom!! Helpp! Helpp! What I put up with to pay for college.
Calvin complains about the cold water. He's sure he'll go into shock and drown. He thinks the lifeguard is involved in an insurance scam and is trying to drown everyone. Rosalyn announces they're going to learn the 'deadman's float'. Calvin screams for his Mom. Rosalyn, with her hand over her face, laments what she puts up with to pay for college.